Union County deputies said they charged Hood, 22, after he called them to report he’d gotten a tad too blazed. According to the deputies, they were called to an address on New Home Church in Jonesville on April 27. Deputies said they were called to an address on New Home Church Road Friday morning and met with 22-year-old Matthew Hood.
Deputies said Hood told them he had smoked some marijuana and it was making him “have crazy thoughts.”
When they arrived, they encountered a wild-eyed, very stoned Hood. The young man admitted he’d smoked some marijuana. He added that the weed was causing him to “have crazy thoughts.”
Hood was right. It is, indeed, an inarguably “crazy thought” to call the cops to your house because you’re too high. It’s even crazier to direct them to where the rest of your stash is located. You read that correctly. This dude led them to his weed stash in his “man cave.”
The deputies wrote young Hood a ticket for simple possession of marijuana. They also took him to the hospital, just to be on the safe side, reports FOX Carolina. Hood was fine, of course just high AF.
Maybe there should be a stoner book of etiquette. If there were such a book, it would surely advise that when the weed is really good, the person you actually need to call is your dealer or pot shop…to thank them.