How to not look stoned

How to not look high after smoking weed. It’s a concern for every stoner out there. You see, the question of how to not look high after smoking weed is a complicated one, without a simple answer. The easiest way to get caught being high is the classic paranoia of actually being caught.  The best thing to do is pretend you haven’t smoked at all. You just tell yourself that you are completely and 100% sober. Conversations will flow easily and you should be able to function just fine.

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As most of you already know, getting high can enhance activities that would normally be considered regular. Going for a hike with your parents can be much more enjoyable when you are already elevated before you even start climbing. And when you reach the top, you should be just as physically high as you are feeling. Be careful to avoid this mistake. Don’t do things that require lots of brain power or physical stamina! Depending on the strain you’ve consumed, you should stick to simple and enjoyable activities that are associated with that specific type of bud. Indica smoker? Maybe go to an aquarium and enjoy the sights. Sativa lover? Try going for a nice bike ride through the countryside.

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We know this is a question regarding looking high after smoking, but the fact is, without taking the proper steps before you smoke, it’s impossible to remain incognito afterwards. Your main worry pre-sesh is going to be gathering the proper supplies. To be sure of a stealthy smoke, you’ll need a filter for your smoke, to make it smell nice, eye drops, mints/gum, and proper storage. Without these tools, there’s no doubt that your chances of getting caught after smoking will increase substantially.

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Eye drops are an absolutely necessary tool for any stealthy stoner, especially one trying to answer the question of how not to look high after smoking weed. Red eyes are a dead giveaway which needs to be avoided at all costs. Eye drops can be picked up at your local gas station, Walgreens, Wal-Mart, or basically any other general store.

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Did you dab? If so, you should avoid other human beings at all costs. Unless of course you are with other dabbers and you couldn’t care less what they think. Also, if your tolerance is through the roof, then maybe 20 dabs is just another Sunday afternoon and you should be just fine. Otherwise, dabbing and family time or being in public usually do not make for a fun experience.

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The only real answer to the question of how to not look high after smoking weed is… to act normal.  When you’ve taken the proper precautions mentioned, you’ve got white eyes and smell great, the only way you’ll be uncovered is if you say something along the lines of “I’m very high right now.” Don’t do that. It really is true though, you look totally normal, as much as it may seem like the left side of your face is numb (good shit huh?) and the only thing that will incriminate you now is what comes out of your mouth. That’s not cause to worry right. Just relax as much as you can, , you may very well say something stupid, but guess what, people say stupid stuff all the time. Just laugh like a normal person would and nobody will suspect a thing.

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The bottom line is, the answer to the question of how not to look high after smoking weed is having the right supplies and gameplan. If you have white eyes, nice breath, no smell, and proper storage, nobody’s going to be watching you closely enough to notice if you’re acting off.

So there you have it, the guide on how to not look high after smoking weed. Just relax, stay blazed and have a good time.

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