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  • JPL says thanks for supporting the seed bank.
    With your steady faith in Zenpype – we are now tripling your orders for no additional cost thanks to our generous supply train for seeds from farawayland.
    We support another 2 great seedbanks also in parts unknown and where they dont say.
    You can soon look forward to great gear like Himalaya…[Read more]

    JPL says thanks for supporting the seed bank. With your steady faith in Zenpype – we are now tJPL says thanks for supporting the seed bank. With your steady faith in Zenpype – we are now tJPL says thanks for supporting the seed bank. With your steady faith in Zenpype – we are now t
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  • See the trees in 1 liter pots using the amazing AWOJPL’algae based nutruent delivery at a 6.8 pH …
    Ya were sorry due to the rising cost of bullets our lites are typically off and there is only hope – well brown sugar and epsom salt with iron to kick it. IMG_20180524_212856IMG_20180524_212903IMG_20180524_212938IMG_20180524_213013

    See the trees in 1 liter pots using the amazing AWOJPL’algae based nutruent delivery at a 6.8 See the trees in 1 liter pots using the amazing AWOJPL’algae based nutruent delivery at a 6.8 See the trees in 1 liter pots using the amazing AWOJPL’algae based nutruent delivery at a 6.8 See the trees in 1 liter pots using the amazing AWOJPL’algae based nutruent delivery at a 6.8
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  • Seed Master posted a photo 6 months ago

    @bg420 we have seeds that are first picks and some that are being resorted so you can get total of 18 per cone on just about all the seeds these days
    since we got the new CC processing company the tally stopped at 199
    so you can still be the 200th custmer
    actually everybody since the store reopened is so fat the 200th custmer cuz the party still…[Read more]

    @bg420 we have seeds that are first picks and some that are being resorted so you can get total of 1
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  • Seed Master posted a photo 6 months ago

    i found this kool picture. Most of the growers who supply seeds live in Farawayland. So they wouldn’t realize that seeds sprouted on paper is what the modern world does with the goodies. Probably cuz when they think paper towel they dream about rich people wiping their ass with soft tissue not growing seeds with it. But if you do like the paper…[Read more]

    i found this kool picture. Most of the growers who supply seeds live in Farawayland. So they wouldn&
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  • Checking the TANGERINE OG
    Over here somebody decided donuts come in these plastic tubes that kinda open in 2 half-circles
    So we got the soil mix out with the water soaking in the coco pod to lower the pH and boosted the agricultural algae with minerals and epsom salt.
    First thing was to fix the seeds for the little 0 is facing up to give them the…[Read more]

    Checking the TANGERINE OG Over here somebody decided donuts come in these plastic tubes that kinda oChecking the TANGERINE OG Over here somebody decided donuts come in these plastic tubes that kinda oChecking the TANGERINE OG Over here somebody decided donuts come in these plastic tubes that kinda oChecking the TANGERINE OG Over here somebody decided donuts come in these plastic tubes that kinda o
  • WELCOME to JPL’s 200 custmers served week!!!
    Well the week’s almost over and the boss ran out before the dummy could get us the winners list
    These new jars are awesome – for your $19.99 we put in 9 big seeds at the bottom and 9 practice seeds on top
    We want everybody to have a good experience eh!
    Hqappy 200 custmer week everybody!!!! IMG_20180426_0…[Read more]

    WELCOME to JPL’s 200 custmers served week!!! Well the week’s almost over and the boss raWELCOME to JPL’s 200 custmers served week!!! Well the week’s almost over and the boss ra
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    • Yes Sir – 18 seeds of every stock while we have a surplus of 5 mil test tubes. We noticed some county postal guys hate our aluminum board boxes and we wana make them boys happy by doin the flip on the packing.
      Thanks for your support IMG_20180426_160821

      Yes Sir – 18 seeds of every stock while we have a surplus of 5 mil test tubes. We noticed some
  • The egg cups in the incubator – old tried and efficient method of warming up seeds to that 74 – 78* with 99% humidity IMG_20180426_134606IMG_20180426_140151IMG_20180426_140330IMG_20180426_010846

    The egg cups in the incubator – old tried and efficient method of warming up seeds to that 74 The egg cups in the incubator – old tried and efficient method of warming up seeds to that 74 The egg cups in the incubator – old tried and efficient method of warming up seeds to that 74 The egg cups in the incubator – old tried and efficient method of warming up seeds to that 74
  • Today another mule risks his life in poverty to earn a living for a farmstead family in a fronteir nation occupied by communist colony.
    It is because of this that AWOJPL takes time out from our other missions to help a good cause.
    It has been made official – work will soon begin on a new deepwater port in Azores to open a new AWO Maritime…[Read more]

    Today another mule risks his life in poverty to earn a living for a farmstead family in a fronteir nToday another mule risks his life in poverty to earn a living for a farmstead family in a fronteir nToday another mule risks his life in poverty to earn a living for a farmstead family in a fronteir nToday another mule risks his life in poverty to earn a living for a farmstead family in a fronteir n
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    • Ya well thats not gona happen = although this is not a political forum I have connections to build a new Azores Marine Academy to go green the Sahara desert with migrants looking for work. And Tyump is selling me the boats and gear so i can open the academy and hire the marines for my boats. This is going to save millions of tax dollars a day…[Read more]

  • JPL latest lemonade plant – from the dead seed pot comes a massive sprout with its lemon tree buddy.
    What we have done is taken some of the seeds we delete from the seed bank baggies every week.
    Found in our last hope bucket is what you would purchase known as $5 seed bags…
    But ablut last fall one bag of dirt had this lovely worm that loves…[Read more]

    JPL latest lemonade plant – from the dead seed pot comes a massive sprout with its lemon tree JPL latest lemonade plant – from the dead seed pot comes a massive sprout with its lemon tree JPL latest lemonade plant – from the dead seed pot comes a massive sprout with its lemon tree JPL latest lemonade plant – from the dead seed pot comes a massive sprout with its lemon tree
  • Pimpin LSD to test the simple popping peroxide boost on paper
    Today were taking LSD blindfolded out of the vault bag and puttin em on the paper and wet down with 1% peroxide. Into the bag and onto the platform. Here were still liking the top on the descrambler for heat. No special treatment. No drowning seeds or using hot tap water to cook the…[Read more]

    Pimpin LSD to test the simple popping peroxide boost on paper Today were taking LSD blindfolded out Pimpin LSD to test the simple popping peroxide boost on paper Today were taking LSD blindfolded out Pimpin LSD to test the simple popping peroxide boost on paper Today were taking LSD blindfolded out Pimpin LSD to test the simple popping peroxide boost on paper Today were taking LSD blindfolded out
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    • how are this progressing?

    • Bad News – nobody remembered to maintain the seeds after some other seeds sprouted and the showroom got overcrowded. Looks like we need more people taking plants cuz the seeds dried from lack of maintenence. But the big loan has started to finalize and we are hiring AMERICAN DIVERSIFIED ENERGY to design our new academy where Zenpype members can…[Read more]

  • Play safe this 420 week eh!!
    friends before you ask about liquidation prices pls check with you local council to get a import tax number and apply for tax incentives before considering what is new in the store.
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    Play safe this 420 week eh!! friends before you ask about liquidation prices pls check with you loca
  • Taking a break to check out this nifty block of blonde from Madrid.
    We are busy checking with suppliers to see what is available in farmstead seeds so you can order 6 big commercial type seeds and get either 6 feminized farmsteads or we will give you 3 extra commercial seeds in case the farm wants their puppies back for the next round.
    Remember…[Read more]

    Taking a break to check out this nifty block of blonde from Madrid. We are busy checking with suppli
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  • Update on them 30 purple urkle seeds from the disputed Japanese islands
    So far we gots 28 outs 30 and even though them went a bit dried we still 93% from the N*2 seeds
    I hit the paper again with a light sprinkle of 1% peroxide again today
    Notice how the one seed that got thrown into the nutrients box and returned has a massive root on her now.…[Read more]

    Update on them 30 purple urkle seeds from the disputed Japanese islands So far we gots 28 outs 30 anUpdate on them 30 purple urkle seeds from the disputed Japanese islands So far we gots 28 outs 30 anUpdate on them 30 purple urkle seeds from the disputed Japanese islands So far we gots 28 outs 30 anUpdate on them 30 purple urkle seeds from the disputed Japanese islands So far we gots 28 outs 30 an
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  • Makin pots in the incubator for sale at the farmers market 101
    What you need …
    1 aluminum or plastic coated drink box – here is UHT milk
    Tape roll to turn 6 pieces of tape to a seed starter pot
    pill bottle serves as the form for side and bottom – cut slits starting with the pen point to make guide hole using the old masking roll as the…[Read more]

    Makin pots in the incubator for sale at the farmers market 101 What you need … 1 aluminum or pMakin pots in the incubator for sale at the farmers market 101 What you need … 1 aluminum or pMakin pots in the incubator for sale at the farmers market 101 What you need … 1 aluminum or p
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  • Lessons in sprouting seeds starring the Grampa Purps Seedlings
    Them is everywhere in the ground floor showroom now man!!
    Here are the rest of the seeds. This batch is now birdseed cuz the bag on the descrambler just about dried up
    By morning the little guys will all go int pots like the bunch at that end of the showroom on the ground floor at…[Read more]

    Lessons in sprouting seeds starring the Grampa Purps Seedlings Them is everywhere in the ground flooLessons in sprouting seeds starring the Grampa Purps Seedlings Them is everywhere in the ground flooLessons in sprouting seeds starring the Grampa Purps Seedlings Them is everywhere in the ground floo
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  • Word up through the pipes is lots of folks are having hard times sprouting seeds.
    So I went and took out 30 seeds from the pile of seeds were giving away. Them is the farm seeds where lots of lovely buds come from but them seeds aint the bigguns. And even then the seeds I tried poppin weren’t even them the farmers like. Just the same – I…[Read more]

    Word up through the pipes is lots of folks are having hard times sprouting seeds. So I went and took
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    • Hi Marina. I just replied to another post with tips on how to improve germination of our seeds. I recommend some patience and not too warm temp and it does not hurt to keep helping your seeds turn into sprouts before planting. Try planting a sprout by helping the seed hatch. Like using dentist tools to pry open the seed on the secind day of…[Read more]

  • Seed Master posted 4 photos 7 months ago

    Chasing that WHITE ELEPHANT patch was hot and sticky work. Could be worse if you was a white guy tourisr needin to take a bus. Thanks to this gang were expectin some newbies real soon – CHEM DAWG – ACCRA CHRONIC SKUNK – BLUE LAGOON HEADBAND – GRAMPA PURP – all Coming up after the next grand opening . Thanks for the intro Jose Louigi!!! 22492252…[Read more]

    Chasing that WHITE ELEPHANT patch was hot and sticky work. Could be worse if you was a white guy touChasing that WHITE ELEPHANT patch was hot and sticky work. Could be worse if you was a white guy touChasing that WHITE ELEPHANT patch was hot and sticky work. Could be worse if you was a white guy touChasing that WHITE ELEPHANT patch was hot and sticky work. Could be worse if you was a white guy tou
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  • Seed Master posted 4 photos 7 months ago

    Moving our Cherry pies out of the lab on the local metro. A great afternoon to start a grow across town. The new B&D Courier guy retired from the Brazilian Army Corps and lookin to make millons in his new business. You can do the same too with simple roll of tape and a large bottle with aluminum lines box boards as we do to make the incubator…[Read more]

    Moving our Cherry pies out of the lab on the local metro. A great afternoon to start a grow across tMoving our Cherry pies out of the lab on the local metro. A great afternoon to start a grow across tMoving our Cherry pies out of the lab on the local metro. A great afternoon to start a grow across tMoving our Cherry pies out of the lab on the local metro. A great afternoon to start a grow across t
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  • Seed Master posted an update 7 months ago

    Hi Zenpypers! Its Hondoe at JPL here in Portugal. Its damm tuff gettin seeds from the Himalayas these days but we do have a hustler on the ground over there and lookin for a reliable mule train to get us quality and affordable seeds.
    Happy gardening eh!!

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  • Hello Zenpypers!!! This is Sofia from AWOJPL in Portugal wishing you more Happy Gardening!!
    For the past month I have been packaging your seeds and sneaking in double the seeds by getting at our bags of seeds we use to keep the growers working and hope most of the free seeds sprout for your garden. And this month many of them are still in the…[Read more]

    Hello Zenpypers!!! This is Sofia from AWOJPL in Portugal wishing you more Happy Gardening!! For the
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