Productive Stoner – Cannabis At Work

Very few people have the luxury of working a highly enjoyable job. That’s why it’s work, and they give you money. Aside from your dull tasks or stressful meetings, you also have to deal with being in a small space with a bunch of very different people, which can be awful! But you can always smooth those workplace wrinkles by sneaking a little toke on the clock. Long days without some green can be rough, especially if you work in a stressful field. Lucky for you, there are ways to enjoy weed at work.

Take a break

You should ideally smoke outdoors. Alleys and tops of parking garages are great for this. Hot boxing your car is out of the question, unless your boss doesn’t mind you reeking to high heaven of a college dorm room. After you do your deed, take a short walk and air yourself out. Even if you don’t notice the smell, it’s still there. You’re just accustomed to it.

Pick sativa strains

Sativa strains give you more of a cerebral high, which means you can focus and use the weed’s stimulation to your advantage. Keep in mind, however, that smoking too much of any strain will be detrimental to your productivity.

Keep a stoner kit ready

At work, you don’t have time to break up nugs and roll a joint. Hold on to eyedrops, mints, anything that helps you cover it up. Simply handling the weed flower can stink you up, so it helps to wash your hands.

One-hitter is your best friend

The one-hitter is the perfect smoking device for quick and discreet sessions (if you don’t have a vape pen, which is pretty self-explantory). If you stand behind the dumpsters and spark a big joint, there will be a lot more smoke, which isn’t great, assuming you’re at your JOB trying to keep this on the low.A one-hitter puts more of the weed smoke in your lungs than out into the atmosphere, and it usually looks like a cigarette. Anyone spying on you will think you’re on a nicotine break.

With increasing numbers of medical cannabis users and looming recreational legalization, employers need to look ahead and change their attitudes towards the cannabis.

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